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WOW. YOU MADE IT. LET ME STICK THE KETTLE ON.

JOIN THE DOGHOUSE: discord.gg/gwJkmYwsZA

 

FUCK YOU, BUY AD SPACE

 

"WHAT ABOUT THE PERSONAL ADS?"

"wHaT aBoUt ThE pErSoNaL-" shut up. If you actually read the fucking zine you'd already know how this works, but here's a refresher.

First, join the Doghouse and have your ID ready. Once we've checked that you're actually supposed to be here, your options are:

  • 30 words of plain text, or
  • whatever you can fit into a monochrome 526 x 173 px panel, PictoChat style.

You can either supply a handle to reach you on or remain anonymous. Despite the name this isn't strictly personal only- artists, musicians, small business owners etc., feel free to use this column for a little publicity.

Contact me directly on Discord (@molteyr) with your submission and unless you're being a prick, your entry will be displayed in the next Barker (at time of writing, that's Issue #4, set to release September 1st).